Wish List (Part 2)

Okay, some of the items I’ve posted are kinda ex. So here’s some that most of you can afford:

#05 – T-Shirts from Uniqlo

Graphic Tees from $24.60. Actually I don’t mind ANYTHING (Hoodies, bags, jackets etc.) from Uniqlo. Available at Tampines One.

P.S. Keep the receipt okay? I may need to change the shirt size and stuff.

#06 – Colourful Shades

I have a blue one from Benn already. So I kinda need a red, green or yellow. Available at Far East (I think).

Rushing for school now. To be continued…

Wish List

Many people have been badgering me to post up a wish list since my birthday is just round the corner. So here you go:

#01 – Cute Red Cap

Available at Haji Lane

#02 – HTC Touch HD

Available at Starhub shop ($588 with 2 years contract)

#03 – Blue Jacket

The one on Ben Ng. Available at ???

#04 – Funky Camera

Available at ???

I think 4 is enough lah. There’s still more but I’m kinda lazy…ZzZzZzzzz

Super duper annoyed

Since it has already been announced during the AGM, I have no reservations to say that:

I’M FUCKING NOT HAPPY ABOUT THE IDEA TO

MERGE T2 and T3!

I know there are people from CYA who reads my blog that’s why I’m posting here. Would be happy if anyone of higher authority wants to talk to me regarding this. Thanks.

o-h-m-y-g-o-o-d-n-e-s-s

I can’t believe I just got into wordpress! YAYness!

Anyhoos, for my loyal blog readers, this blog is not abandoned. I’m not blogging here cause apparently, my hotel’s internet provider blocked WordPress.com and it is a fluke that I manage to come in and post this. Go to my other blog @ www.gobsmackedmylife.blogspot.com.

I will be back in Singapore on 18th April. Till then, I’ll see you on the other side. Chaos!

Most irritating passenger

From my friend who works as an air steward with Ch**a Airlines (Still have to ‘protect his identity’ although it’s a no brainer) :

各位哥哥姐姐們都辛苦了, 下列的人如果還有更多的意見 也歡迎你寫下來喔~

1. 睡在地上的人

2. 在座位上敷冰河泥的人

3. 利用洗手間做愛做的事的人

4. 在座位上做愛做的事的人

5. 叫空姐切盤水果來的人

6. 定了素食餐卻問組員怎麼沒有肉的人

7. 直接問空服員一晚多少錢的人

8. 按服務鈴說找不到緯來日本台的人

9. 發餐的時候問組員粗飽了沒的人(這是好人..)

10. 已經吃了三碗泡麵還要吃的人(這是豬吧?!)

11. 亂流的時候問空服員”會不會墜機”的人

12. 不惜翻臉也要拿到撲克牌的人

13. ”坐”飛機10幾個小時都不在座位上的人(跟著組員的屁股走)

14. 問他要柳橙汁蘋果汁蕃茄汁，回答小珍奶的人

15. 發土豆的時候問”這要幹嘛”的人

16. 問他要什麼飲料回答要飲料的咧

17. 喝茶或咖啡把奶油,胡椒,鹽全都倒下去的人(他看不懂字)
好心幫他換一杯他還愛面子的說”我習慣這樣喝”

18. 問他
FS:先生要不要喝點咖啡茶?
PAX:好阿我要咖啡茶
FS:請問要咖啡還是茶
PAX:那..我要”咖啡還是茶”…..

19. 組員:…..xx飯沒有了,請問00麵可以嗎?
客人:我對麵類過敏!我只吃飯
組員:那幫您調一份@@飯,您請慢用!
客人:喂喂喂!我的麵包呢?
組員:…..您不是對麵類過敏嗎?
客人:麵包不會

20. 客人:小姐你們飛機沒有空調嗎?怎麼那麼熱啊….
下一句:給我一條毛毯….
組員：-_-\\\是怎樣…

21. 還有些是sve紅白酒時,都不說話,要你猜他喝紅酒或白酒,

22. 有些是你在sve coffee時(聲音還很適中的說喔),結果他跟你要茶,或可樂

23. 另有人嫌entree過鹹,卻跟你要第2個entree

24. 也有人穿金帶銀的,買免稅品時2520NTD,卻要你算他2500元,說是他一會 做個老主顧哩!

25. 當組員一手拿著TRAY,一手拿著茶壺serve紅茶時,要你幫他夾檸檬片的人

26. 同樣情形,當組員一手拿著TRAY,一手拿著茶壺時,要你先把他的餐盤收走的人

27 .猛按服務鈴….說按鈕壞了的人….

28. 一直把燈光按鈕當服務鈕按的人…..

29. 準備換回鞋襪的客人..鞋子不知滾到哪裡去找不到…在座位下四處爬找

30. 客人問:”請問香蕉要切著吃嗎?”<—-關我啥事?

31. 744的夜航途中,急促的服務鈴聲像是在喊救命,組員急
忙前去了解,只見座位上的客人疑惑地望著那顆隨著服
務鈴一閃一滅的小燈說:
小姐,這個燈太小了,我怎麼調都調不大呢!壞了啦
………….算你贏!

32 客人:先生~我頭好痛….可不可以給我一個撲克牌…
(哈哈 笑死我了,撲克牌可以治頭痛)

33 明明是台灣人,還拼命講英文,還裝做不會說中文
組員: would you like to have omelette or chicken congee?
假ABC客人:I ….ㄟ~先生,第二個是什麼?我聽不懂啦~

34 自己為很懂飛機裡面的人

Jealous

Damn jealous loh! Everyone around me got good companies for their ITP. Shouldn’t have gone China!! Arghhh…

Police spend £20,000 on cardboard officers

According to the Telegraph:

It was billed as the latest police tactic to combat crime and now the idea has taken off nationwide.

Police figures show that forces across the country have spent more than £20,000 on the flat-pack PCs.

West Midlands police said it had ordered 80 cardboard constables at a cost of just over £10,000. In Derbyshire, £6,650 was spent over the past two years on a “substantial number” of cut-outs.

“The theory is that it creates the impression at first glance of a capable guardian being on site, which hopefully also reduces the perception of fear of crime,” said a Derbyshire police spokesman.

A survey using the Freedom of Information Act revealed that 13 forces in England and Wales have used cardboard officers.

Essex police said it spent £760 on eight cut-outs. They have been deployed in petrol stations, to deter drivers from speeding away without paying for their fuel, and also in shops to discourage shoplifting.

The force would not reveal precisely where the cut-outs have been placed because “to release locations is likely to jeopardise the success of the trials”.

Cleveland police spent £1,760 on cardboard officers for use in shops, petrol stations and retail parks in Hartlepool, Redcar and Stockton-on-Tees.

The other forces which have used cut-outs are North Wales, South Wales, Greater Manchester, Durham, Humberside, Lancashire, Avon and Somerset, Norfolk and Surrey.

Rank-and-file officers, however, questioned the wisdom of spending police funds on fake officers.

Simon Reed, vice-chairman of the Police Federation, said: “While I appreciate that money may be tight for policing, this does seems a drastic solution to avoid paying any salary and pension costs.

“Ultimately it will be for local residents to decide if cardboard police officers work for their community and are good use of their taxes.”

Several forces admitted to having suffered the theft of cut-outs. Three went missing from filling stations in Derbyshire in the past two years, while two were stolen in Cleveland.

Humberside reported the theft of one cardboard officer, which disappeared from a Tesco supermarket in Grimsby last November.

A spokesman for West Midlands police, which had the highest spending on cut-outs, said that some of the money would be reclaimed from shops which benefited from the scheme, but could not say how much had been recouped so far.

South Wales police created life-size replicas of two of its serving officers, community support officer Helen Ely and neighbourhood constable Dale Weaver.

Surrey produced cardboard replicas of an entire neighbourhood policing team to reassure residents and increase awareness of crime-prevention measures.

Commercially-produced promotional cut-outs can cost from £12 and £30 each.

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What a joke. I was totally amused by this piece of news. I wonder who’s that moron who thought of this dumb idea. But then, can you imagine if this was implemented in Singapore?

The stations will make less announcements. Thus, the station staff will have less business.

The tissue aunties will have less business

The doctors will have less business

The civil defense will have less business

The rest will have more ‘business’ built up!